I’m a blond haired blue-eyed author. I like games with blindfolds, horticulture, and sexual biblical references. I also have a fascination with marketing and am currently completing my masters in it.
Looking for a guy who likes the outdoors, can slow down to appreciate the simple things in life. A guy who can excite me and cook me breakfast once in a while.
Just so you know, I’m a spammer. I need to confess this early on, because before you even take me on a date, I will spam up the telephone conversation, and then when you drive me in your car, I’ll spam on the way. I’ll spam in your bed if we have sex after. I’ll even spam on your penis! I can’t help it. I’m a spammer.
Here is some of my spam:
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