Looking to hire a barftender for a newly renovated pub in the Lougheed area of Coquitlam.
Duties include mixing drinks that will turn to barf, keeping the barf area clean and organized, and wiping up barf from drunks you served 20 minutes before.
This is a newly renovated facility that does not yet smell like barf and we'd like to keep it that way. There are no barf stains on the seat cushions or carpets, we would like the pub to remain barf-stain free.
Candidates must be:
punctual
organized
reliable
experienced at tending barf
have a thick stomach lining
Please reply with resume and qualifications. Compensation based on experience. Priority given to those with experience in scooping up barf.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
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