FREE STUFF: Tampon

I have one tampon that I’d like to give away because I’m done with menopause now and am never going to use it again. It’s a Tampax tampon with a cardboard applicator and it’s super-absorbent. If you can come pick up the tampon, I would be happy to give it to you. Thank you.

FREE STUFF: Karaoke music vids

I have a DVD with about 6 hours worth of music videos on it that are for karaoke songs, so they’re generic music videos mostly with people in slow motion or looking in the distance. I’m giving it away because I don’t think anyone would actually buy it. As a suggestion, I used it for background at parties and stuff, it’s a good alternative to porn.

RANTS AND RAVES: It's not Halloweek you little trick-or-treat shits

To the little shits who have been trick-or-treating in my neighborhood since Friday night, get a life you little cavity tooth fuckers, don’t think that you can go and turn this little fat kid holiday into some sort of escapade that lasts the entire week. It’s not happening, I don’t care if you try this shit a week before or a day before. The candy-givers determine when the holiday is, not the little shits who open their pillow cases and yell obscene things at my door when I don’t answer. And don’t think I’ll be fooled when you’re dressed up in different costumes come actual Halloween night you little spiderman shit and goblin shit and Joker shit. I know your little shit voices.

Response from Becky & Dan:
You should turn off your porch light.You don't sound like someone who likes children.

PERSONALS: Want an inteligant guy - 22 (w4m)

Hello, I’m tierd of all the loosers out their who have got nothing to talk about. If you have nothing to say, than don’t not say it to me. If you are Mr. Potatoe Head, do not respond to this add ether.

Response from Stephen:
If you are looking for an intelligent man, best of luck. You better learn to spell first:

"Tiered" is spelt "tired"
"Loosers" is spelt "losers"
"Their" is wrong in the context...It should be "there"
"Potatoe" is spelt "potato"
"Add" is in fact spelt "ad" as in an abbreviation for advertisement.

Where did you go to school?

PERSONALS: I'm an old man - 60 (m4w)

Hey, I’m an old man, my name’s Jim, I have bad breath and greasy hair. I want to date the hottest girl in the bar. I don’t have any money to pay you, but I just figure I’m a human too, and you should at least give me that.

PERSONALS: Come sip water with me - 25 (w4m)

Looking for a stand up comedian to sip water with. If you're good at sipping water (which I know you are), then respond to this ad.

FOR SALE: Television

I’ve got a pretty new TV for sale and the only reason I’m selling it is cause I’m moving and I haven’t got anywhere to put it in my new place, plus I can’t afford any of the channels I want cause cable sucks. Just so you know too, the only thing that’s ever been watched on it is tons of porn, so it does carry that energy. Just thought the new owner might like to know. If you wanna come for a viewing, please respond to this ad.

Response from Lucie & Mike: looking for a tv to use for xbox hookup for teenagers.
do you still have th etv?
thanx