MISSED CONNECTIONS: Couch Potato On 12th

To the guy who is always lying on the couch of the lobby of my building reading the paper, What the hell are you reading? At first I thought you were kinda annoying, but then I realized it’s cause I felt I couldn’t check myself out in the lobby mirror before leaving the building cause you were always lying there. But then I noticed you never look up from your paper anyway. What else do you do?? Do you have a job? Do you work out? Cause you don’t look like a couch potato, you just act like one. I find you interesting. Do you read craigslist? Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who usually wears black or a suit and who sometimes puts lipstick on in the lobby mirror cause the lighting’s better in there. But I’m unconvinced you’ve ever noticed me or anybody who walks by your couch. Let me know if you have.