Wednesday, September 16, 2009

SERVICES: FARM & GARDEN - Bikini Weed-eaters

… & gardeners, lawn mowers, etc.

We’ll come to your house and cut your lawn or pick weeds, do whatever light outside yard work in our bikinis. Similar to the service bikini/underwear maids perform, except outside. Plus the added benefit of everyone seeing a hot lady cut your grass.

Email for more info/electronic flyer

(PS - No jokes about bush trimming, please, unless you never want our service)

2 comments:

Steffen said...

This is the thing. I have a balcony that is about 3 square meters (these are Swedish terms) I was thinking that you girls could come over and just rearange the furniture that is out there so it look... lets say more neat. There's some plants out there that springs to life once in a while so if you have any fertilizer of any kind that would be good as well. Contact me if you're interested.

- Nick the Swede

Alison Kowalchuk said...

Nick the Swede,

We would be happy to plant tulips on your deck and hold your hose to any bushes that might be up there.

We do not provide fertilizer, however if you've got any vacuum cleaner fluff handy, that is possible to use, and we can arrange it in your knuffa for you.