MISSED CONNECTIONS: Guy at Pemberton - Vancouver (w4m)

This might be a long shot. We met at the pemberton festival and I figured I’d never see you again but you were wearing gold framed sunglasses and had on a straw hat and were in a plaid shirt and cut-off shorts. You had dark hair. I don’t really know how to describe you to make you stand out from how everybody else looked. You were with your friends, who were dressed like you.

PERSONALS: If You Look Like that guy from HOUSE - 22 (w4m), Denver

I wanna fuck that guy from House. If you look like him, there’s a good chance I’d fuck you, too. If you wanna send me a pic I’ll let you know if I think you look like House. Nobody under 45 please.

Response from Sean Fuk:
hi 29 german italian. 6 ft tall and thin built, i cant send pix to CL to large.
give me an e mail. Ill send it. Ilove that show!!!
*NB: I just like his name!

Respones from Mr Hung: want a good facefucking?

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Guy who sprayed me with spit - LA (w4m)

To the guy who sprayed me with spit while we talked at the Sidetrack Café on Sunday night, I just wanted to say, thanks for that. It was really refreshing having your spittle spray my face like mist as you talked very close to me. It was like 30 degrees in there, and even though your spit was warm, it was refreshing in that crap hole. And you were hot so that spit felt really good. Wanna spit on me more?

PERSONALS: Looking for Witty Banter - 29, Vancouver (m4w)

m4w 29 – I’m looking for a woman who is witty, and can banter. And who is witty, and can banter, and who is witty, and can banter, and who is witty, and can banter. Witty. Banter. Witty. Banter. Witty, banter. Wittybanter. Wittybanter wittybanter wittybanter. Wittybanter. Wittybanter wittybanter wittybanter. Wittybanter. Wittybanter wittybanter wittybanter. Wittybanter. Wittybanter wittybanter wittybanter.WittybanterwittybanterwittybanterWittybanterwittybanterwittybanterwittybanterwittybanterwittybanterwittybanterwittybanterwittybanter

FOR SALE: David Allen CD - $15

I have a David Allen Audio book, his latest edition called “Getting Things Done.” I’d like to sell it because I never finished listening to it. If you buy it, I doubt you will ever finish listening to it either, but the first chapter probably won’t even help. Who am I kidding. I just want this off my conscience. I’ll give it to you for free.

MISSED CONNECTIONS: To the Guy Red Robins - Portland (w4m)

I think we may have had a connection. I was sitting in the middle of the dining area and you were in a booth. You were with a woman who I think may have been your date/girlfriend. But your eyes kept meeting mine and I could tell there was definitely an attraction. You left before I did, but not before pausing briefly in front of my table and I felt our mutual chemistry very strongly, and I think you did too. After you left I took the uneaten fries that were on your plate and I ate them. They tasted good. Then I took the money you left for the waiter and I spent it on Trendy-third avenue. I bought some nice things that make me think of you.

Response from AA: was it the one on 185th around 9? if so did you have your face painted?

MISSED CONNECTIONS: We had a one night stand - Edmonton

to the guy I met at Squires and then we went back to your apartment and had really awkward sex after, I just wanted to let you know that it was awkward because the whole time the thing in my direct line of vision was your bookshelf with your old high school grad photo on it where you were fat. That wasn’t the most appealing thing to look at during foreplay and then sex briefly after, and I’m sorry it didn’t go that well, ie wasn’t memorable or enjoyable. Maybe next time, if I ever see you again and we decide to hook up, we could do it with the “lights off.” Or not do it at all. Maybe we could just play video games or something. Cause you were a nice guy, just not very good in bed.

Response from AustinPower: Hi, how are you? saw your ad. very interesting. would you like to chit chat on line? boring saturday nite....;( lookin for friendship...

Response from Tron Carter: hi alison
u from craigslist
u like have fun?
care 2 chat sometime add my msn ****@hotmail.com i have pics and cam

Response from Hugh Jennings:
I appreciated your CL post. It pains me to read a woman say her needs were not met. If you're ever in the mood for a better experience, drop me a line to explore options. I'm intelligent, mature and classy; I can promise you a wonderful experience from fine dinner through massage through happy ending. Open to ongoing.

Response from Cynthia Zambrano: why would u post that, get a life bitch!