to the guy I met at Squires and then we went back to your apartment and had really awkward sex after, I just wanted to let you know that it was awkward because the whole time the thing in my direct line of vision was your bookshelf with your old high school grad photo on it where you were fat. That wasn’t the most appealing thing to look at during foreplay and then sex briefly after, and I’m sorry it didn’t go that well, ie wasn’t memorable or enjoyable. Maybe next time, if I ever see you again and we decide to hook up, we could do it with the “lights off.” Or not do it at all. Maybe we could just play video games or something. Cause you were a nice guy, just not very good in bed.
Response from AustinPower: Hi, how are you? saw your ad. very interesting. would you like to chit chat on line? boring saturday nite....;( lookin for friendship...
Response from Tron Carter: hi alison
u from craigslist
u like have fun?
care 2 chat sometime add my msn ****@hotmail.com i have pics and cam
Response from Hugh Jennings:
I appreciated your CL post. It pains me to read a woman say her needs were not met. If you're ever in the mood for a better experience, drop me a line to explore options. I'm intelligent, mature and classy; I can promise you a wonderful experience from fine dinner through massage through happy ending. Open to ongoing.
Response from Cynthia Zambrano: why would u post that, get a life bitch!
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f'n brilliant, lady. SOOOO charlie brown I hoped to hell it was real.
I'll just have to cling to my hope that there's some reality in there.
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