FREE STUFF: Seeking: pee

I’m looking for donations of pee this Christmas season. Not for drug test or anything like that, I am doing an art project in the snow with fresh piss. The yellower the better (bright yellow, not chicken-soup-brown yellow). I am willing to take pee from humans or pets. I am using my own pee as well, but I need a lot. Unfortunately I am unable to pay you right now, but I figure most of you would be “throwing” it out anyway. And your piss will be turned into art. Thank you.

Response from T.P. Fairbanks:
If you can manage to get a surplus of B vitamins in your system (by taking a B complex) you'll get a rich, bright orange-yellow piss. Don't worry about overdosing on B; it's a water-soluble vitamin (you piss out whatever your body doesn't use).

FREE STUFF: Computer

I have a computer I’d like to give away that I found in the dumpster in my back alley. I was going to keep it but when I hooked it up and turned it on it had all this code gibberish on it and looks like it might have some confidential government information stored in there or something. It started beeping like an alarm so I unplugged it and haven’t turned it back on. I’d just like to wash my hands of it and was gonna put it back in the dumpster but when I went back out to the dumpster the entire dumpster was gone. Freaked me out a bit. If anyone has more courage than I do, the computer’s yours, please take it.

Response from Jeff: If by some chance you still have it..,I'll take it.I'm on the upper west side.Thanks.

Response from Tom: Hi do you still have that computer. Thanks Tom

PERSONALS: I'm a Home owner! - 32 (m4w)

I’m a Home Owner! Write me if you want to go on a date with someone who owns a home.

FREE STUFF: Left over Aeros from the peanut-free Halloween box

I have about 36 Aero bars from one of those jumbo boxes of Halloween candy that nobody eats. Well actually, my wife eats them but I really need the money. 5 cents per aero bar. OBO.

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Girl I danced with to "Goodbye My Lover" - m4w (30)

To "Jenny", who I danced with to “Goodbye My Lover” by John Mayer at Doolins last Saturday as the bar closed. I wish that wasn’t the last song they played, but it was so suiting. I could listen to that and dance with you all night.

Goodbye my lover
Goodbye my friend
You have been the mom for me
Baby, you have been the mom.

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Girl with Blossom Hat - 29 (m4w)

You were wearing a blossom hat at Sears in the perfume department on Friday. You were by yourself and your blossom hat was denim with a big red flower on the front. You tried a few perfume samples and then skipped out the door. But not before giving me a smile and a childish wink. If you read this, write back, Blossom girl.

FREE STUFF: David Allen Motivational CD (free)

I have the motivational speaker David Allen's "Getting things Done" CD and would like to pass it along to someone in the hopes it will help them too. I have it on my itunes and no longer need the CD. I found it helped for me greatly, hope you do too. I got all the things done that I wanted to.