Saturday, November 15, 2008

FREE STUFF: Seeking: pee

I’m looking for donations of pee this Christmas season. Not for drug test or anything like that, I am doing an art project in the snow with fresh piss. The yellower the better (bright yellow, not chicken-soup-brown yellow). I am willing to take pee from humans or pets. I am using my own pee as well, but I need a lot. Unfortunately I am unable to pay you right now, but I figure most of you would be “throwing” it out anyway. And your piss will be turned into art. Thank you.

Response from T.P. Fairbanks:
If you can manage to get a surplus of B vitamins in your system (by taking a B complex) you'll get a rich, bright orange-yellow piss. Don't worry about overdosing on B; it's a water-soluble vitamin (you piss out whatever your body doesn't use).

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