MISSED CONNECTION: Zits on Chest/Back

You - zits, Me - zits

K, this might sound weird, but we were both on Kits beach last Saturday, and it was a really busy hot day so it was packed with people, and I think we connected over our acne. You had acne on your back but you still played volleyball like a pro and didn’t seem to care, and it inspired me to take off my t-shirt and not worry about my zits on my chest. Then I think you might have noticed that about me – and I know this is weird but I want to marry you. And have your children. Except I’m a man too so maybe we would have to adopt. And that would be okay cause then our kid wouldn’t have a one hundred percent chance of getting acne.