MISSED CONNECTIONS: Girl Who Farted at McDonalds - Sept 8

To the girl who farted in line in front of me at McDonalds. It was fucked cause you were so hot, and then you let the most rank thing into the air, and after that I actually lost my apetite and had to leave. You made me re-think the idea of hot women completely, and now I am happy to say I am engaged to my sweetheart of 8 months who I wasn’t appreciating at that time in the McDonalds line, but to who I am now fully devoted and in absolute love with. She may not be as hot as you, or as bold to let one go like that, and that’s what’s perfect about her. If I ever see you again I would like to invite you to our wedding cause I’ve got lots of single buddies who I’m hoping you would fart for and change their lives for the better too. Thank you.