Help – my asshole is sooooooooo itchy. I know it sounds funny but it’s not. Imagine 100 mosquitos biting your ass at one time, their little stingers piercing within the depths of the dozen or so crevices of the tender asshole skin, it’s absolute torture. I wanna scratch it so bad. I wanna scratch scratch scratch. But I know if I scratch it will bring the wrath of 1000 mosquitos and a smelly ass finger. I can’t handle it! Please, someone who has had an itchy asshole in times past, please help me and tell me what to do to stop this itch. Should I visit the doctor? Apply cream? I wanna fart. I wanna fart so that the squeak of air passing through the anular tube brings with it enough vibration to give me a smidgen or relief. Just a smidgen. I’ve got to scratch. I’m sorry, but I’ve got to. I’ve got to make this asshole itch go away!!!
Response from Anonymous:
Sounds like you got worms boy
Try holding some bread to your anus and see what happens
let us all know k
Response from Anonymous:
Try Lanacane - "works well for all types of itching." Also, wash your bum first so as to avoid the smelly finger.
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