I’m a blond haired blue-eyed author. I like games with blindfolds, horticulture, and sexual biblical references. I also have a fascination with marketing and am currently completing my masters in it.
Looking for a guy who likes the outdoors, can slow down to appreciate the simple things in life. A guy who can excite me and cook me breakfast once in a while.
Just so you know, I’m a spammer. I need to confess this early on, because before you even take me on a date, I will spam up the telephone conversation, and then when you drive me in your car, I’ll spam on the way. I’ll spam in your bed if we have sex after. I’ll even spam on your penis! I can’t help it. I’m a spammer.
Here is some of my spam:
alisonslist.blogspot.com
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2 comments:
Sorry, as it happens I'm in a relationship with another Canadian hottie. but this is what I can provide for you.
These are some of my tall blonde Swedish male friends.
Patrik:
Former soccer player that've lost some teeth over the year. The bible is not very popular in my country so he may have to steal some jokes from the funny people in the vatican. He is fond of his mother and has no idea what a spam is considering he doens't even have a facebook acount.
Jimmy:
A sexy guy that just turned 30. He has worked as a bartender over ten years which has rendered his liver almost useless. So if you get tired of him just pour some tequila in his morning coffee and problem solved.
Simon:
All I have to say about this guy is that he spam his pants almost every night.
(by the way Knuffa means "Push")
Nick the Swede
I'll take one of each.
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